HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US
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| me: | wow i have so much work to do |
| me: | --goes on tumblr-- |
| me: | --watches a movie-- |
| me: | --writes a novel-- |
| me: | --teaches myself sitar-- |
| me: | --climbs a mountain-- |
| me: | --backpacks through europe-- |
| me: | why am i not getting anything done |
i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
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i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it
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A Socially Awkward Nick appears
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omfgggggggggggggggggg
adjlaksjdakldjalkdjas NIckxDDDDDD
I CAN’T BREATHE.
NICK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
HAHAHAHA
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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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